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		<title>Chuck Hayes&#8217; Funky Free Throws</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>J.R. Smith 360 XXX</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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		<title>Show Me Your Crocs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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		<title>Everybody Needs A Riesen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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		<title>Born Pure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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Grown flawed
No cure
For the clawed
Peace drawn
Without depression
Many gone
Yearning impression
Creative embark
Captive soul
Belated remark
Captured goal
Many tears
Left unsaid
Many years
Left unread
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<p>Belated remark</p>
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<p>Many tears</p>
<p>Left unsaid</p>
<p>Many years</p>
<p>Left unread</p>
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		<title>Steve Nash Vitamin Water Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pulse of Cognition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I AM THE MIDDLE FINGER
on the pulse of cognition
except I don&#8217;t think
and I rarely feel.
For now I just release
what it is I once felt
as if it is a glimpse
into important thoughts.
Most men quickly realize
that introspection most often
halts success these days
for the next man is always
willing to disregard emotion.
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on the pulse of cognition<br />
except I don&#8217;t think<br />
and I rarely feel.<br />
For now I just release<br />
what it is I once felt<br />
as if it is a glimpse<br />
into important thoughts.<br />
Most men quickly realize<br />
that introspection most often<br />
halts success these days<br />
for the next man is always<br />
willing to disregard emotion.</p>
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		<title>Word of the Week &#8211; 1.25.10</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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parvenu
\PAR-vuh-noo; -nyoo\ , noun;



1.
One that has recently or suddenly risen to a higher social or economic class but has not gained social acceptance of others in that class; an upstart.

adjective:

1.
Being a parvenu; also, like or having the characteristics of a parvenu.



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However, the Creoles, French, Spanish, and Acadians who preceded the American parvenus were deeply entrenched [...]]]></description>
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<p>\PAR-vuh-noo; -nyoo\ , noun;</p>
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<div>1.</div>
<div>One that has recently or suddenly risen to a higher social or economic class but has not gained social acceptance of others in that class; an upstart.</div>
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<div>1.</div>
<div>Being a parvenu; also, like or having the characteristics of a parvenu.</div>
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<div>However, the Creoles, French, Spanish, and Acadians who preceded the American <strong>parvenus</strong> were deeply entrenched and incredibly snobbish and clannish in relation to outsiders.</div>
<div>&#8211; Laurence Bergreen, <cite>Louis Armstrong: An Extravagant Life</cite></div>
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<div><em>Parvenu</em> is from the French, from the past participle of <em>parvenir</em>, from Latin <em>pervenire</em>, &#8220;to come through to, to arrive at, to reach, hence to succeed,&#8221; from <em>per</em>, &#8220;through&#8221; + <em>venire</em>, &#8220;to come.&#8221;</div>
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		<title>The Lonely Island &#8211; Like A Boss</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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		<title>Word of the Week &#8211; 1.18.10</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjamin Goods</dc:creator>
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chimera
\ky-MIR-uh\ , noun;


1.
(Capitalized) A fire-breathing she-monster represented as having a lion&#8217;s head, a goat&#8217;s body, and a serpent&#8217;s tail.


2.
Any imaginary monster made up of grotesquely incongruous parts.


3.
An illusion or mental fabrication; a grotesque product of the imagination.


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An individual, organ, or part consisting of tissues of diverse genetic constitution, produced as a result of organ transplant, [...]]]></description>
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<h2>chimera</h2>
<p>\ky-MIR-uh\ , noun;</p>
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<div>1.</div>
<div>(Capitalized) A fire-breathing she-monster represented as having a lion&#8217;s head, a goat&#8217;s body, and a serpent&#8217;s tail.</div>
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<div>2.</div>
<div>Any imaginary monster made up of grotesquely incongruous parts.</div>
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<div>An illusion or mental fabrication; a grotesque product of the imagination.</div>
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<div>4.</div>
<div>An individual, organ, or part consisting of tissues of diverse genetic constitution, produced as a result of organ transplant, grafting, or genetic engineering.</div>
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<div>Quotes:</div>
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<div>Asa Whitney, with no previous experience and having nothing but his faith and self-assurance to tell him he was not pursuing a <strong>chimera</strong>, began to outline how he would get a railroad across the vast, uninhabited middle of the American continent to the Pacific shores, where the lure of Asia beckoned, within reach.</div>
<div>&#8211; David Haward Bain, <cite>Empire Express</cite></div>
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<div>Origin:</div>
<div><em>Chimera</em> comes from Latin <em>chimaera</em>, from Greek <em>chimaira</em> &#8220;she-goat, chimera.&#8221;</div>
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